So you all remember learning about the Big Bang Theory in high school, right?
Well, the Princess and I had a discussion about a different "Bang Theory" and it went a little something like this:
Me: "Princess, I've got you an appointment to get your hair cut next week."
P: "I think I want to get my hair cut short again for school."
Me: "Ok, but you need to decide if you really want it short again because I thought you said you were growing it out."
P: "Well, I think I want it short again" [LONG pause] "Mom, how do you get bangs? I mean, when I had them when I was little did you, like, get them for me or where did I get them?"
Me: [mouth open, blank stare] "Princess, the lady that cuts your hair makes them from your hair."
P: "Oh!" [takes large wad of hair from the front of her head and places it over her face] "So, like, she would cut all of this really short?"
Me: "Not exactly THAT much of your hair. Just a little bit from the front."
P: [LONG pause] "Wait, so what do you do if you don't want your bangs anymore?"
Me: [insert a little laughing] "Ummm, you have to grown them back out again. Like we did when you were little."
For those of you who knew me back in the day.....I am no expert on Big Bangs; however, I certainly cornered the market on BAD bangs:
Will the Princess stay with a cleaned up version of this:
Or go back to this:
**UPDATE*** May I present the Princess and her new do (complete with a few wispy bangs):