Showing posts with label People Watching. Show all posts
Showing posts with label People Watching. Show all posts

Friday, March 4, 2011

Thoughts on Therapy

As I mentioned in a couple of earlier posts, I injured my back several weeks ago. Since then, I've had a series of 3 sets of blocks and been going to physical therapy classes a few times a week.

I'm getting better. Progress is slow and steady, which is frustrating. In two months, I've gone from running 2-3 miles about 3 times a week to barely any activity at all. This week I'm up to a whopping 5 minutes on the recumbent bike.

Do you know how many calories you burn on the bike for 5 minutes.

THIRTEEN.

The pounds are just melting away here. Or not.


Here is where I've been spending the majority of my therapy time:



I spend an hour in here a couple times a week. As you can probably imagine, I am usually the youngest patient in the water......by a couple of decades at the least.

I do my exercises, but I also watch.....and listen.

There is A LOT to be learned if one just watches and listens. A LOT.

  • If you are over 60, make-up, especially lipstick, is a must
  • Hair is not to get wet during pool therapy
  • Older ladies talk a lot about food during therapy
  • Older ladies will not pay $3 for a Gigi's cupcake. I will.
  • Warm water makes older gentlemen VERY chatty
  • Warm water makes people talk louder and tell ALL their business
  • Tattoos on older people probably don't look like the original object
  • Swimsuits with skirts do not always cover enough surface area

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

If the shoe fits....

We've all heard the old adage, but what if the shoe doesn't fit....or worse?!


I spotted this in a local music store.


Don't see it? Let's get a little closer look here:

I just wonder how bad her big toe must throb at the end of the day after being squeezed through that little hole all day?!




How about this Asian inspired look:


Dear College Boy, I bet the sorority girls LOVE this look on their man, huh?





And, from the "bless his heart" fashion collection:


Maybe he was headed home to cut the grass......or something.





Last, but certainly not least, this goes under the "Did you see that??" category:


Can you tell what is on those boots accentuating that lovely red and black ensemble??

Yep, you guessed it:




I had to consult the Google on these babies. **BAM**

"Nomad Yippy Natural Ladies Waterproof Rain Boots with Roses Skulls Rubber Cowboy Western Rainboots"


THEY ARE RAIN BOOTS PEOPLE! No kidding.




And just so ya' know....my shoe motto is: FUNCTION OVER FASHION. Always.