NOTICE: I have added this post to this week's edition of Works for Me Wednesday...the backwards edition. Where the writers present a problem, and you, the reader, offer us possible solutions to our problem.
And since our gracious host, Kristen, dared me to post it....I felt obliged.
Remember this great from Sesame Street:
Who are the people in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your neigh-bor-hood
OH, who are the people in your neighborhood, the people that you meet each day…..
Today I want you to meet a special person in my neighborhood. Meet, Larry…. whose real name is unknown.
You don’t see a person? Just the tail lights of a car?
How could that be??
Oh wait, here’s a better view of Larry:
Drats, that darn post got in the way!
You are wondering why the dog is next to the car???
Oh yea, that!
Meet LAZY Larry…. dog walker extraordinare.
He has a fine knack for taking his Husky dog for a “walk” while holding the leash OUT THE CAR WINDOW as he drives the 1/2 mile circle of our neighborhood.
Somebody get the Humane Society on the phone! What would Caesar Milan have to say about this???
It was about 60 degrees with BEAUTIFUL sunshine when I spotted Lazy Larry driving in front of my house today. What’s the big deal, you asked??
Well, Lazy Larry also has another special talent that has some neighbors and our mailman in an uproar:
Yep! Laziness at its finest internets.
Do you think Lazy Larry carries a “pooper scooper bag”. NOOOOooooooo, never. He just leaves is wherever it falls, so to speak. In the middle of the road today, but usually on the side of the road where our mailman has to deal with it as he delivers. Peee-eeewwww.
Lazy Larry, you are RUDE, RUDE, RUDE!
The vindictive little person inside of me wants to collect the goods and place them IN his mailbox. But the mailman happens to be a good friend of mine.
I do know for a fact this mess has been discussed with Larry by both a neighbor and the mailman. However, he continues to be LAZY.
All I know is I am SICK of this crap….literally.
What would you do about his situation in your neighborhood??
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