Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Dear John


By the time you read this, I will be gone.

It’s been a great three years, but it’s time for us to part ways.

You were a great friend for the first couple years.

However, over the last year I have developed less of a love for you.

Every time we met, it just wasn’t right for me anymore.

Our meetings became boring and monotonous.

I felt like we weren’t going anywhere together.

It’s nothing that YOU did, it was all me.

I wish only the best for you as you move on to someone else.

I hope they develop the immediate love for you that I once had. 

May their love for you be strong and long lasting.

I only wish you the best.  You know that.

Good-bye old friend.




Ashley @ mrs007.com said...

I can't believe you used the old "it's not you, it's me" line. Do you think that is going to ease all the pain you have caused? Gah!

DeeDee said...

I love it!
I am just surprised that it lasted 3 years.
My theory is that we all just need to share our exercise equipment - or dvd, etc. we really only use it for about 3 months. So then - pass it on to someone else and let them use it for 3 months while you try another means. And on- and on - and on. LOL
Love it!

Mike Golch said...

for a minuit there I thought that you were saying good bye to blogging.
Thank goodness it is only exercise equipment.

P.S.He loves you.. said...

your a crack up!

I would throw you a party if we lived closer..walking is just betta!

P.S.He loves you.. said...

reminds me..like the commericial for the new swifters..where the mops are trying to get back in.."baby come back!" LOL!

jennifer said...

Tony has done gone and sold you a Gazelle hasn't he.

HunaBob said...

I'm just relieved it wasn't titled "Dear Jim"!

Kirby3131 said...

ahhhh, it happens - my treadmill is in the back of a garage unit about 10 miles from my home lol It's been there for 3 years.

Valarie Lea said...

John, you can come to my house and sit in my room with my other friend Gym. He came from a friend of mine, Chuck Norris, so you should get along fine. He is getting pretty lonely and need someone to keep him company.

Jennifer Raack said...

That was cute! I got rid of my "John" years ago...gave him to an already skinny friend who didn't need him but enjoyed him WAY more than me!!!

Deanna said...

I am about to say goodbye to my "trainer" too!

KCShipe said...

Thanks for visiting my blog!
This post totally made me crack up :)