Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Genius, sheer genius


I got these pictures in an e-mail from a friend and this Greek Geek got the biggest kick out of them.

These are too good not to share, so laugh with me people (especially you, Penni, the goddess of e=mc² ).

















And now for my absolute favorite:




Folks, I’ve taken many a test with questions very similar to these in my lifetime.  Don’t think for a second that some of these answers more than likely crossed this simple mind of mine.  Who knows, some of them may have made it onto the paper….you know, just to give the professor a good laugh. 


Connie said...

Too Funny! I sure needed a laugh this morning. I probably thought about answers similiar to that. I just wasn't creative enough to write them down. Obviously they didn't get extra points for creativity. Oh well, it never hurts to try.

Anonymous said...

I had a friend in high school who did something like that on a history exam. He didn't know the answer, so he wrote some long hilarious story to make the teacher laugh. Well, she laughed and gave him a few points for writing something. Those of us who studied were not amused.

HunaBob said...

I'm just trying to figure out why some of those answers look like they are in your handwriting, dear.

Anonymous said...

Oh girl- those ?'s bring back bad bad bad really really bad memories of my short days in Physics 1 & 2.
I would have loved to have used those clever answers, but my fate depended on it- I obviously dropped physics 2 and ended up in corp America- Bummer!

Kirby3131 said...

I had a teacher (College Prof) who only counted the number of lines you wrote to complete the essay questions. (usually there were 4 questions) 60 lines was an A. I always studied and tried to answer the essay questions to the best of my ability, but on the last exam instead of writing about the topic I wrote 4 -60 line essays on why I thought his counting system was a joke and that I only took his class because I found out about the 60 lines thing and knew I could write long stories (as illustrated here, in your comment section!)

I got an A on my final exam & he never read it, just counted the lines written. Sad, real sad.

The examples you posted where hysterical - Loved it!!

Valarie said...

Those are so funny!!!

The Bayou Belles and Their Beau said...

As a former teacher, I can appreciate this humor. I would have loved to have one of my kiddos do some of these. I may have given them a little credit for creativity.

P.S. He loves you... said...

hey common sense is still the key to all things funny!

Great share!

2nd Cup of Coffee said...

Where in the world did you find these?? seriously -- I need to know.

kathy said...

Those are too cute!

jennifer said...

I laughed at the answers and broke out into hives over the questions... I DO NOT do math.